Contemplating Madness

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D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

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mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

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blu-thoth:

meta-bubbles:

DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR  YOUR KIDS………..

Ok, lets break this down nice and simple.
Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason it doesn’t give a dosage is so minuscule that it can’t be measured without going into picograms. That’s one trillionth of a gram. You breathe in more formaldehyde by driving down a busy road than in a vaccine.
Thimerosal is NOT elemental mercury, It is a molecular compound made up of carbon, hydrogen, mercury, sodium, oxygen, and surfer. This is used as a preservative for the vaccine. Thimerosal is used in a variety of other things, like tattoo ink, facial creams, nasal sprays. It’s toxic to humans only in fairly large quantities but highly toxic to aquatic born organisms like infectious bacteria. In short, it makes sure you don’t get salmonella from a stray bacteria from the chicken embryos.As for the dosage of the Thimerosal. That is the most laughable point in this post. It says 25 mcg, that’s micrograms, or one millionth of a gram. To put this in perspective, a dollar bill weighs roughly 1 gram, the average human eyelash is around 80-90 micrograms. The box also says that it contains a 5ml (milliliter/cc) vial which leads me to my next point.
A little simple math and we find out that 25 mcg = 0.00003 ml and a little more math we find that 0.00003 ml is 0.00006% of 5 ml. Let me put this another way. By the age of 5, an American child weighs about 50-55lbs and their body contains 55 mcg of Uranium. I don’t see any kids running around with radiation sickness, so I think they’re safe with a preservative in them.TL;DR: This is like saying you don’t want your child eating their baked birthday cake because raw eggs were used to make it and you don’t want your child getting salmonella from it.

THANK YOU

This just in: Use your fucking brain.

bloodredorion:

bronzebasilisk:

blu-thoth:

meta-bubbles:

DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR  YOUR KIDS………..

Ok, lets break this down nice and simple.

Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason it doesn’t give a dosage is so minuscule that it can’t be measured without going into picograms. That’s one trillionth of a gram. You breathe in more formaldehyde by driving down a busy road than in a vaccine.

Thimerosal is NOT elemental mercury, It is a molecular compound made up of carbon, hydrogen, mercury, sodium, oxygen, and surfer. This is used as a preservative for the vaccine. Thimerosal is used in a variety of other things, like tattoo ink, facial creams, nasal sprays. It’s toxic to humans only in fairly large quantities but highly toxic to aquatic born organisms like infectious bacteria. In short, it makes sure you don’t get salmonella from a stray bacteria from the chicken embryos.

As for the dosage of the Thimerosal. That is the most laughable point in this post. It says 25 mcg, that’s micrograms, or one millionth of a gram. To put this in perspective, a dollar bill weighs roughly 1 gram, the average human eyelash is around 80-90 micrograms. The box also says that it contains a 5ml (milliliter/cc) vial which leads me to my next point.

A little simple math and we find out that 25 mcg = 0.00003 ml and a little more math we find that 0.00003 ml is 0.00006% of 5 ml. Let me put this another way. By the age of 5, an American child weighs about 50-55lbs and their body contains 55 mcg of Uranium. I don’t see any kids running around with radiation sickness, so I think they’re safe with a preservative in them.

TL;DR: This is like saying you don’t want your child eating their baked birthday cake because raw eggs were used to make it and you don’t want your child getting salmonella from it.

THANK YOU

This just in: Use your fucking brain.

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I believe that introversion is my greatest strength. I have such a strong inner life that I’m never bored and only occasionally lonely. No matter what mayhem is happening around me, I know I can always turn inward.
Susan Cain (via purplebuddhaproject)

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atomicblonde:

gracosaurus:

IM SO FUCKING SORRY

OH GOD

i t  d o e s n ‘ t  h a v e  t o  b e  a  h u m a n


YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT


♪ O k a y  B y e e e e e ~ ♫ UnU

Do you wanna build a human?We can resurrect our mom.All we need is some potassium.A little sodium.Enough to build a bomb!(Sorry Kimblee!)

You used to have your body
but now you don’t
I wish I could bring it baaaackkkkkk
do you wanna build a human?

There are no words…..

sexy-sassy-psycho:

gnarleecarlee:

awkwardoscar:

because-b:

atomicblonde:

diabeticwitchbrother:

atomicblonde:

gracosaurus:

IM SO FUCKING SORRY

OH GOD

i t  d o e s n ‘ t  h a v e  t o  b e  a  h u m a n

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YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT

O k a y  B y e e e e e ~ ♫ UnU

Do you wanna build a human?
We can resurrect our mom.
All we need is some potassium.
A little sodium.
Enough to build a bomb!
(Sorry Kimblee!)

You used to have your body

but now you don’t

I wish I could bring it baaaackkkkkk

do you wanna build a human?

There are no words…..

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cunafish:

manicmundane:

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Stars spoiling the movie version of old books during interviews.

And I’ve only been around for 21 of those years— in which I’ve chosen other books to occupy my time. It doesn’t mean that I wouldn’t have picked it up at one point in my life.

Sometimes too when a piece of literature is too large and the storyline is more interesting than the author’s means of telling it— I’d rather watch the movie.

Honestly— if you’re really uppity about a piece of literature or movie or other work of art please realize that we all have lived different lives. We’ve walked differing paths that only sometimes cross. Don’t expect the person next to you to know all pieces of common knowledge.

THANK YOU.
This drives me crazy. I totally understand wanting to read a book before it comes out on screen, but purists drive me crazy.
There are so many legitimate reasons why somebody hasn’t read the book yet, including a learning disability. Why spoil what could be a great movie for somebody who couldn’t or didn’t read the book? 

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A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
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I’m beginning to think that I’m trying to learn lua and luabridge in a very inefficient manner. I just spent a couple of hours trying to solve a problem in lua that was ultimately solved on the C++ side of things with a single function call.